October 16, 2017 . 0 Comment(s) .
People Who Don't Appreciate Sarcasm
You know what? I did it anyway.
I'm a sarcastic person. If I don't seem like it online (duh 🙄, how about my previous entries that includes the emoji "😊"?) well now you know it. I know I'm basically ruining your image of myself as a person. Sometimes I use sarcasm in a mean way when I know it's a low blow but I still do it because the other person is shooting a low blow so we're even. So shut up about sarcasm being not witty because it totally is.
You actually use your brain when being sarcastic super quickly to come up with a sarcastic response and finding humor our of nowhere and making it sound oh-so-sad.
I know I'm sounding like Wikipedia by using a third person view to make it sound cool but it honestly IS NOT. Let's just get to the examples, shall we?
Picture this, "You" and "I" are having an argument because "You" saw "I" giving a boy something.
You: Ooh! Candice is gonna be soooooo pissed.
I: Go find someone else to stalk.
You: Shut up! *yells out* HEY CANDICE!
I: Thanks for participating in my life. You obviously don't have much going on in your own. Or do you even have one?
You: LOW BLOW MAN! IDIOT!
I: I'm just being smart while you don't know what to reply instead of the word "idiot".
I would totally continue that because I would actually want to have a sarcastic battle with someone. I like doing that. Am I weird or not?
So the thing that sarcasm is not witty. It kind of is, it's using your logical brain to find the mistakes of others and pointing them out either jokingly or in a mean way. If you can't fix those mistakes or cover up your brain then please, no. Don't even try shooting back with an ugly response like the last response that "You" came up with. "Idiot" and all those other lame words are for those people who can't come up with an original, real and logical response.
And I know I'm being a hypocrite and should not be saying this, but it's true and you lowkey know it.